Fan Mail Response: Places to Eat

In my line of work I get literally millions of emails everyday. So I usually have one of my assistants read through a couple and pick out one question a fan has asked in which to answer. Today little Nate K. is the lucky winner, his questions is "Hi I am a huge fan of yours and really excited to talk to you and hear your expert opinion. What is a great sit down restaurant where I can both eat good and healthy food?" 

Well Nate first thanks for your question, I would not make a living if it weren't for devoted fans like yourself. But to answer your question when I go out to eat I spare no expense. My top three choices have got to be Burger King, McDonald's, and Wendy's. These three places offer quality food at unbeatable prices. 

Now many may say "Hey these are all so great so how do I decide which one?" Well that is true but don't just flip a coin yet. There is a simple rule I use in determining what restaurant to go to. 

The rule is this: McDonald's for breakfast, Burger King for lunch, and Wendy's for Dinner

Now don't get to excited there is a method behind this madness. McDonald's has one of the best breakfast menus out there. The sausage egg McMuffin is unreal, I mean all other breakfast sandwiches are basically trying to copy the amazing taste of this fabulous breakfast treat. And if the McMuffin ever gets old then there is always the yummy McDonald's hotcakes. I loved these growing up (years and years ago) and still do to this day. 

Next is BK. Now I love some of Burger King's meals especially the new combos they are rolling out (the Angry Whopper is very tasty), but the dollar menu is why they are a no brainer for lunch. 10 items for under a dollar. The two I always get our the Spicy chicken sandwich and the Whopper Jr. Now for under 5 dollars you can buy a Spicy Chicken, Whopper Jr, a drink, and fries. Talk about some value.

Finally there is dinner. I like Wendy's in this category I feel there fries are even better then McDs or BK (though it is a tight race), and their meals are a great buy. Add in the fact that they have square cheeseburgers and to me higher quality food and Wendy's reigns as number one dinner stop.  

Now I realize that if you are craving a Angry Whopper or a Big Mac things can be moved around, but this simple rule never hurts.

So thank you Nate K. and all the fans out there, I hope this post helped you along life's journey. And I realize that this blog covers so hard hitting stuff (a lot of Taco Bell fans will be sending me emails, though I do agree you can't go wrong with a late night taco) but I am just trying to help people out and make the world a little better.