English grammer- holding America back

Many people tell me "Max I love you're amazing use and handling of the English language in both speech and written prose." Well my reponse to them is always the same. Why must we as a society still follow the ancient and crappy confines of grammer in both speech and writing? Why can't we deciede on what and where, to put a comma? Let us free ourselfs from this yolk that we must bear!!!!

In 1776 we started a revolution to cleanse are great nation of the evils of Britain/England/the UK (I am not sure how they want to be addressed). And when we finally kicked there asses of American soil everyone thought that we would know longer have to be tainted by them. Alas we still are held hostage by the most powerful force off all, English grammar.

There was a movement in the early 1900s that was pushed along by the Simplified Spelling Board. The main goal was to Americanize certain words. Thus we added a z to realize and switching around the e in theater. This movement was supported by Teddy Roosevelt and because of it I can use more x's (which is one of the coolest letters) and can spell words easier.

I call on President Obama to do the same thing and form a new board to change our language to the betterment of mankind. It has been 100 years since these changes we're made and I think we can all agree that certain words and grammar can be changed. The main thing that this new board could do would be legalize the amazing grammar of the Internet. I could say u guyz goin to the game rite? and everything would be good. That alone could save millions of dollars
somehow.

Now I know that grammar-nazis will be having a fit when if this were to occur but I just want American English to sore above all languages and too do this a simpler, leaner, and easier version is needed.

Lastly lets drop the English part of American-English, from now on I speak American.
So I end by saying, c u nxt weak cant wait 4 it!!!!!