I am having a horrible inner conflict as the time gets closer to kickoff for this year Superbowl. One of the teams that I hate most in my life, a team whose stadium I would gladly burn to the ground, a team who has kicked around my beloved Browns and who has shown no respect, the disgusting Pittsburgh Steelers are in the Superbowl.
Now as an American male I am legally obligated to watch the Superbowl. Few things in the world give one this much pleasure. The beer and food alone are amazing but add in the commercials (though I do NOT watch the game for the commercials) the excitement within the actual game itself, with its highs and lows, and you have yourself a dream day.Last years Superbowl is a good example of an amazing game. The underdog won, my Cousin Vinny's was delicious, and a outstanding 4th quarter that caused me to be on the edge of my seat the whole time.
But this year horrible events have transpired that causes the Superbowl to be tainted. The Stillers (this is how uneducated mountain folk, or Steelers fans, pronounce it) are playing. Now hopefully events will unfold as they did last year when the hated Patriots were defeated and all was right with the world. But if for some evil and godless reason the Steelers win, I may be effected emotionally, physically, and spiritually in a negative way.
So as I munch on some amazing food, watch some quality commercials, drink delicious Natural Lights, I will be praying the whole time for something horrible to happen to the Steelers that causes them to loose, because as a Cleveland fan that's all I can do come Superbowl time and I do it so well.
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You write at a 4th grade level.
ReplyDeleteThe Patriots are a beloved dynasty. The world wept when they lost.
ReplyDeleteMax...one day Browns fans will realize that there is more to football than beating the Steelers. The rivalry is no more...you see, in order for it be a rivalry, more than one team needs to be able to win. I think it's time for you to listen to those inner voices, and come to the dark side, the black and gold side. It's time for you get a taste of what winning is all about.
ReplyDeleteHow 'bout the Golden Flashes representing with a 100-yard INT return...it was truly a beautiful site to behold.
max its affect not effect, a person is affected by the effect of an event. But I liked this one...too bad the Steelers won..or as you would most likely write "one"?
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